{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do the trees get on the internet?","punchline":"They log on.","id":120}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
["Aesthetic selvage schlitz cold-pressed hot chicken raclette taxidermy intelligentsia kogi. Bicycle rights hot chicken aesthetic beard pitchfork XOXO, skateboard roof party paleo. Gentrify kogi pabst 3 wolf moon, copper mug tattooed shoreditch cray bitters tousled fashion axe etsy subway tile chicharrones. Hexagon yr skateboard sartorial keffiyeh, vinyl ugh XOXO kitsch praxis taxidermy hot chicken. Mumblecore artisan butcher fixie chicharrones distillery taxidermy twee. Organic hell of flannel, authentic chicharrones mukbang cronut. Jawn bitters scenester, direct trade deep v thundercats sriracha waistcoat twee knausgaard live-edge skateboard chicharrones.","Meh blog gluten-free before they sold out, paleo edison bulb poke squid microdosing hell of sustainable ugh. Knausgaard af mixtape, raw denim solarpunk paleo gochujang post-ironic man braid banh mi pinterest umami neutral milk hotel XOXO gatekeep. Vaporware keffiyeh copper mug glossier raclette sartorial forage coloring book. Pok pok freegan next level lumbersexual. Tonx poke chambray chillwave pinterest direct trade neutra tousled meggings jawn photo booth. Same shabby chic schlitz kombucha authentic. Air plant iPhone squid chicharrones, locavore wolf normcore selfies.","Ennui distillery pour-over unicorn blue bottle pok pok seitan narwhal. Schlitz before they sold out blue bottle vice +1 affogato. Tonx wayfarers microdosing tumeric vinyl, ascot typewriter JOMO art party live-edge irony hella. Four dollar toast tacos aesthetic man bun bodega boys mlkshk.","Taiyaki lomo slow-carb waistcoat, poutine chillwave before they sold out lumbersexual asymmetrical Brooklyn knausgaard. Gochujang man bun 90's, sustainable succulents mustache poutine butcher four loko forage. Pour-over meggings migas shabby chic. Ramps four dollar toast squid literally. VHS butcher lyft direct trade. Before they sold out yr prism migas, chambray flexitarian health goth wolf.","Flexitarian same cronut big mood direct trade vegan, trust fund jawn photo booth fit blackbird spyplane DIY. Live-edge thundercats typewriter vaporware migas taiyaki. Readymade marfa godard hoodie roof party bespoke selvage. DSA DIY XOXO vegan thundercats, tonx taxidermy stumptown put a bird on it chambray."]
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"I dropped a pear in my car this morning.","punchline":"You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.","id":57}
{"type":"standard","title":"The Original Surfaris","displaytitle":"The Original Surfaris","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2413253","titles":{"canonical":"The_Original_Surfaris","normalized":"The Original Surfaris","display":"The Original Surfaris"},"pageid":40788575,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Original_surfaris%2C_the.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Original_surfaris%2C_the.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1269301019","tid":"d1085e05-d212-11ef-ab2b-e8f7dd849da1","timestamp":"2025-01-14T00:59:33Z","description":"American band","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Original_Surfaris","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Original_Surfaris?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Original_Surfaris?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Original_Surfaris"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Original_Surfaris","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Original_Surfaris","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Original_Surfaris?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Original_Surfaris"}},"extract":"The (Original) Surfaris were a surf music band from California. They were active from the early to mid 1960s and had singles released on various labels which included Del-Fi, Northridge, and Reprise.","extract_html":"
The (Original) Surfaris were a surf music band from California. They were active from the early to mid 1960s and had singles released on various labels which included Del-Fi, Northridge, and Reprise.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Devin Hester","displaytitle":"Devin Hester","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q904628","titles":{"canonical":"Devin_Hester","normalized":"Devin Hester","display":"Devin Hester"},"pageid":4131659,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Devin_Hester_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-Devin_Hester_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":435},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Devin_Hester_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":800,"height":1088},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281879069","tid":"ffaa2dbd-0781-11f0-81c1-e673c40f6c49","timestamp":"2025-03-23T00:58:57Z","description":"American football player (born 1982)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devin_Hester","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devin_Hester?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devin_Hester?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Devin_Hester"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devin_Hester","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Devin_Hester","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devin_Hester?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Devin_Hester"}},"extract":"Devin Devorris Hester Sr. is an American former professional football player who was a wide receiver and return specialist in the National Football League (NFL). The only primary return specialist to be enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, he is widely considered to be the greatest return specialist of all time.","extract_html":"
Devin Devorris Hester Sr. is an American former professional football player who was a wide receiver and return specialist in the National Football League (NFL). The only primary return specialist to be enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, he is widely considered to be the greatest return specialist of all time.
"}{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Wario Land II","displaytitle":"Wario Land II","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1635462","titles":{"canonical":"Wario_Land_II","normalized":"Wario Land II","display":"Wario Land II"},"pageid":442504,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Wario_Land_II_NA_Box_Art.jpg","width":317,"height":315},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Wario_Land_II_NA_Box_Art.jpg","width":317,"height":315},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1265838906","tid":"293227fe-c56e-11ef-b0c5-8bb21a66a4bb","timestamp":"2024-12-28T22:50:40Z","description":"1998 platform game","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wario_Land_II","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wario_Land_II?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wario_Land_II?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Wario_Land_II"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wario_Land_II","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Wario_Land_II","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wario_Land_II?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Wario_Land_II"}},"extract":"Wario Land II is a 1998 platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Game Boy and Game Boy Color. The player controls Wario as he attempts to recover his treasure from Captain Syrup. The gameplay is similar to its predecessor; players navigate Wario through a series of platforming levels with the goal of getting to the end of the game with as many coins as possible. Wario Land II introduces an invulnerability gameplay mechanic, which allows Wario to get hit by enemies without taking damage and instead ca